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Noah, I’d like to start by thanking you for being here to interview yourself.

Thank you.

Okay. Here goes…. Noah. Hero? Legend? Superstar? Myth?

I assure you that I am only a ma…

I wasn’t finished. …Scoundrel? Fake? Fraud? Winebibber?

Now wait just a second, I’ve never had so much as a drop of…

Oh really? Remember that I’m actually you!

Oh, come on! You’re gonna bring that up!?

The people have a right to know. Read the rest of this entry »

Karl Marx is somewhat of a hero in my mind. No, that’s not a typo. He saw a problem, a problem the Book of Mormon itself had a lot to say about–that of class inequality, and he wasn’t afraid to stand up to a great evil of his day.

In fact, one familiar with Marxist ideology may find King Benjamin’s sermon strikingly familiar. “From each according to his ability; to each according to his needs” is both a maxim of Socialism and what could be termed Mormon Consecrationism.*

Of course, Marx was a Secularist and levelled a number of criticisms against religion. It may surprise you that I agree with most of them.

Which is why critics aren’t always a bad thing, and I think Mormon apologists are wise to recognize that. If I hold an incorrect belief, I hope someone out there will take the time to enlighten me, and I am grateful towards those who do–critic of the Church or not.

Marx stated that religion was the opiate of the masses. His criticism was that people were taking so much stock in the promise of a glorious afterlife, that they were unwilling to address the problems of the “here and now.” And…he was right!

When God commanded Lehi to send his sons to retrieve the Brass Plates, he didn’t map out every minute detail of how to do it. Nephi and his brothers failed twice before Nephi finally succeeded. Read the rest of this entry »

So I totally lost it today–my temper, that is. And you wouldn’t believe the object of my fiery conflagrations Read the rest of this entry »

I have a weird way of defending the faith, which probably makes me a rather lousy apologist–which is why I don’t apply the moniker with much enthusiasm. The things that tend to resonate with me don’t tend to resonate with others, which means if I wasn’t a volunteer at this job, I’d probably get fired. Nevertheless, through some stroke of divine intervention, I am a member of FRG, of which the ‘F’ stands for FAIR. Read the rest of this entry »

I found this on Youtube and thought it was hilarious. It’s a spoof of the popular “Ask a Ninja” series. It’s called Ninjormon Episode 1: Mormon Ninja.